Thanksgiving is a time to reflect and “give thanks” for our many blessings. We asked several of today’s hottest celebrities what they were thankful for….
 | Britney Spears is thankful for her two wonderful children…and Roe v. Wade…in no particular order. |
 | Guy Ritchie is thankful to be over his debilitating eight-year case of dry twat. |
 | Perez Hilton is thankful for Paris Hilton, a generation of celebrity-obsessed retards, and assless chaps. |
 | Oscar the Grouch – “I’m thankful that Jim Henson is still dead.” |
 | Kirk Cameron – “I’m thankful that my role of Mike Seaver in Growing Pains allows me to spread the word of God to lost souls watching A&E at 4:00 am. I’m also thankful that so many of those lost souls have bought my book, Still Growing, in stores now.” |
 | Twilight star Robert Patterson is thankful that teenaged girls are so god damn stupid. |
 | Dr. Phil is thankful that middle aged women are so god damn stupid. |
 | Leonard Nemoy – “I’m thankful that JJ Abrams found a way to bring my only chance of working back from the dead…again. Not even Jesus of Nazareth has topped that.” (Writer’s Commentary – “That’s my fave because I took a shot at Spock and Jesus.”) |
 | Gary Busey – “I’m thankful that the recent economic downturn hasn’t affected the quality or quantity of delicious honey produced by my ant farm.” |
 | Richard Gere is thankful that everyone forgot about “the whole gerbil thing.” We didn’t. |
 | Sean “P. Diddy” Combs is thankful that Biggie Smalls took those potentially embarrassing rumors about bedwetting to the grave. |
 | Rosie O’Donnell is thankful to live in a culture where being an ignorant loud-mouthed muff diver gets you on television rather than stoned to death in the town square. |
