Model Chrissy Teigen was caught naked on Miami Beach in the candid photos below.
As you may know Chrissy Teigen is the wife of abid R&B singer John Legend which makes her a mudshark, so it is not surprising to see her whoring herself in a body of water like this. It is just a shame that this bloated faced Eskimo slut didn’t get washed back out to sea, so that we would not be inflicted with the sight of her busted ass body.
Unfortunately, unlike your typical dirt skin, the Atlantic Ocean has standards, as it violently tries to repel Chrissy Teigen by pelting her with its waves. Perhaps next time Chrissy will try rolling around naked in the Black Sea, so that it can swallow her up, get her pregnant, and then dump her and never visit their kid because its too busy working on its rapper career.