It is a Muslim tradition to start the new year off with the perky bulbous titties and tight little ass of a 16-year-old girl. Of course normally those teen boobs and butt belong to our eldest wife, but this year we have aspiring pop star and social media starlet Madison Beer flaunting her’s in the bikini beach photos below.
Madison’s body is certainly halal and gets the new year off on the right foot. Despite pushing the upper age limits for marriage at 16-years-old, Madison may still be able to land herself a virile Muslim husband if her father is accommodating on her dowry and her maidenhead is still intact.
Yes even though it is unlikely that Madison would be able to birth more than 6 or 7 future Jihadist babies before she reaches her mid-twenties and becomes far too old and unattractive for breeding, if she is brought to market soon her relatives may find some interested buyers. Hell after seeing these bikini pics even I might put in a bid of a pair of used sandals, a handful of dried dates, a fur tunic (made with no less than 50% real camel hair), and my old goat that may have contracted syphilis. Certainly that is a more than generous offer if I do say so myself.