Damn you, Megan Fox! Just when I think I finally hate you enough to stop looking at your half-naked body, you go and put on a cheerleader’s outfit. Well played, you awful harlot.
These pictures from her new movie, Jennifer’s Body, are so hot that I might consider going to see the film. Then again, my balls were blown off when I tried to construct an IED, and I can no longer get an erection, so I’ll probably just stay home and watch reruns of Cheaters.