A magazine has actually named Rihanna the “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2011, and no it was not National Geographic, it was the homosexuals at Esquire.
How anyone can even call this slutty she-beast “sexy” is beyond me. Rihanna has an enormous head, a grotesque body, and the personality of a meth addicted whore. She couldn’t sexy her way out of a wet paper bag!
Of course to thank Esquire for giving her the title of sexiest woman Rihanna got naked and covered herself in leafs and shit for some photos for the magazine. Not surprisingly they came out as sexy as she is, which is to say not at all, as you can see below.