NBA star Jason Collins has just become the first infidel male athlete to come out as a gay, stating in an article for Sports Illustrated that, “I’m a 34-year-old N.B.A. center. I’m black. And I’m gay.”
It took a lot of guts for Jason Collins to make this admission… as fairies like him usually don’t like revealing their age. Of course it comes as no surprise to us Muslims that an NBA player is a flaming homoqueer. In fact, according to the Iranian Institute on Western Society, 98% of all NBA players are closeted fudge packing friends of Dorthy.
With Jason Collins being the first openly gay basketball player one has to wonder if he will be accepted by his team, or if he will be too big of a distraction as his teammates take turns banging his ass raw in the locker room.