Neil Armstrong, the first man to fake landing on the moon, died on Saturday at 2:45pm. Exactly 24 hours later on Sunday at 2:45pm MTV “Jersey Shore” star Snooki gave birth to a baby boy.
Clearly Neil Armstrong has been reincarnated as Snooki’s baby as a punishment for his blasphemy in pretending to go to the moon. Allah probably spent 24 hours giving Neil Armstrong the business before shoving his spirit up Snooki’s snatch, so that he can suffer through life having her as a mother.
Allah’s punishment was stern but fair. Neil Armstrong’s partner in crime Buzz Aldrin better repent and admit his moon landing lies, less Allah reincarnate him as The Situation’s anal warts.