Rihanna dresses up as a slutty peacock and twerks her newly fat ass while being transported in her cage in the video above.
Clearly Rihanna has been eating her fried chicken, grits, and pickled pigs feet, as she appears to have recently put on about 15lbs of booty fat and another 10lbs of titty fat. Of course this weight gain came at the perfect time for Rihanna, for as you can see in the photos below, she was named the “Queen Nigra” for the “Festival of the Immaculate Watermelon” back in her home village in the jungles of Barbados.
What a tremendous honor it must have been for Rihanna to get paraded around in a cage while shaking her bulbous butt like this. Although Rihanna’s favorite moment no doubt came later when she was the first woman at the festival selected to get gang raped by the locals, after the sight of her undulating booty fat sent them into an erotic frenzy.