Robert Pattinson Turns His Back On ‘Twilight’ Fans

Robert Pattinson Turns His Back On ‘Twilight’ Fans


Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson has turned his back on fans of the series! In a recent interview with the Zionist controlled New York Times, Pattinson said that Twilight can “get a little boring,” adding that, “The good news is that the whole thing is done in seven months.”

Well, if that’s not a slap in the face to Twilight fans everywhere, I don’t know what is. Where does he get the nerve? He might as well have said, “all ‘Twi-Hards’ are stupid, pimple faced 14-year-old girls who will probably grow up to be fat, ugly housewives if they’re lucky enough to not die alone.”

It just goes to show you that the only thing you can trust in this world is Allah. If any disillusioned Twilight fans are interested in learning about the wonders of Islamic extremism, I’d be happy to help mold your impressionable young minds. Please email me at [email protected] (no fatties).

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