Sofia Vergara Showing Her Nipples On Video

“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara shows off her sinful nipples while topless in the recently uncovered video above.

As you can see, this appears to be border patrol surveillance video of Sofia Vergara swimming across the Rio Grande, as she makes her way from her home in the Mexican nation of Colombia into the United States.

Clearly Sofia’s poncho was weighing her down so she discarded it (along with her maracas and 6 children) and swam topless, so that she could make it across the border and start her new life in America scrubbing toilets and whoring her big latina titties for the Zionists in heathen Hollywood. A decision she no doubt does not regret (except for perhaps losing those maracas).

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