Anyone who has ever been to the Damascus sex slave auctions can tell you that when evaluating women like Katy Perry you have to remember to check for the 4 C’s:
- Cooch – for tightness and elasticity.
- Cavities – to ensure she won’t avoid her oral duties because of a tooth ache.
- Capitualtion – to avoid the frustration of throwing out your back beating obedience into a new slave.
- Cleavage – for providing nourishment to goats who reject their mother’s teats.
Katy Perry almost certainly fails to pass the first 3 C’s, but her cleavage appears to hold some value. After reviewing the photos below I’d say Katy will probably fetch around 30 dinars when brought to market.