Summer is fast approaching and in the hopelessly depraved infidel West that means that female celebrities will be flocking to the beaches in droves to prostitute their sinful nude bodies for all to see.
Below we have compiled a list of the top 10 celebrity beach nudists to watch out for. If you see any of these brazen harlots at the beach just remember that large jagged seashells can be just as effective as stones at warding off unwanted naked celebrity sluttery.
#10 AnnaSophia Robb
“The Carrie Diaries” star AnnaSophia Robb has yet to go fully nude to the beach. However, that will almost certainly change this year, so she is definitely one to look out for.
#9 Ashley Greene
“Twilight” star Ashley Greene tries to shed her pale vampire image by getting an all over tan in public.
#8 Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde appears to enjoy naked water sports both in and outside of the bedroom.
#7 Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel has an extremely tiny penis, which leaves one to wonder what Justin Timberlake sees in her.
#6 Brooklyn Decker
Model and actress Brookyln Decker certainly has a halal nude body… And according to this photo she will suck you off under the pier for only $5. You just can’t beat a deal like that.
#5 Kate Upton
It is easy to get sea sick watching a naked Kate Upton jogging on the beach, for seeing her fat titties undulating is extremely nauseating.
#4 Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba seems to think it is quite funny that she is naked on the beach. Of course she wouldn’t be laughing if one of us pious Muslims caught her and shoved a sea urchin up her anus.
#3 Hayden Panettiere
Hayden Panettiere appears to be undercutting Brooklyn Decker’s prices, and is offering to give blowjobs under the pier for only $2.
Hayden is naked on the beach again after stripping out of the bikini that the $2 she made earlier bought her.
#2 Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez enjoys walking the beach completely nude…
…And when it gets chilly out she puts on her top, but keeps her lady bits out flapping in the ocean breeze. So next time you are at the beach be warned that the fishy smell in the air may not be coming from the ocean.
#1 Jennifer Lawrence
Of course who could be number #1 in our list except for the queen of nude photos Jennifer Lawrence. For whether it is in the privacy of her own home or out in public on the beach, Jennifer simply can not stop showing off her nude body.