A sex tape video featuring “New Girl” star Zooey Deschanel has just leaked to the Web.
As you can see in the video below, Zooey Deschanel is one quirky sex obsessed whore. Not only does Zooey spend most of her time coming up with off the wall euphemisms for sex and a man’s meat scud, but she also acts surprised when she is woken up with only 2 of a man’s fingers in her anus.
It is clear from this sex tape video that the snarky hipsters that Zooey Deschanel hangs around with are not properly satisfying her intense carnal desires. Of course the answer for Zooey is for her to come to the Middle East, as us virile Muslims got what it takes to quench Zooey’s insatiable lust… by lopping off her clit with a scimitar.